yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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