Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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