i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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