weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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