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(208): View more from Idaho

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Umm..who the fuck is this?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Oh shit

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(951): View more from California

I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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(269): View more from Michigan

just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better

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(571): View more from Virginia

Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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(260): View more from Indiana

Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.

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