Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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