It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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