I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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