I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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