If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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