I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
it glows. i had to have it.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I will pee on everything he values.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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