I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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