How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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