I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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