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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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