whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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