just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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