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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(203): View more from Connecticut

these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can

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(541): View more from Oregon

Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding

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(914): View more from New York

Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE

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