I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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