I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
