Nicole vs. Life
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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