he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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