Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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