I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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