I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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