we have pet lesbian snakes
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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