And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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