So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And then my night got REAL pukey
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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