suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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