Define "chronic" masturbator.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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