I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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