lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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