First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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