OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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