the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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