Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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