it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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