My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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