Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
