So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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