So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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