I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
there is glitter all over my balls
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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