brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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