I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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