If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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