He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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