Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
