he puts the penis in happiness.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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