Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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