chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Come on in and take your pants off
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