you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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