Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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